Camera Happiness Filter


 Imagined instruction manual supplied with my phone camera

Cleaning instructions:

Step 1:
Carefully remove camera filter. *See footnote.
Step Two:
Dispose of refuse caught within filter. Dust may contain: Essence of beauty, subtleties of joy, and That which adds life. *See footnote.
Step 3:
Re-attach filter.

*Danger. Do not inhale dust, as it my cause excess exhilaration and extensive happiness.

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